| | Saturday morn... I was mired in deep slumber. Dreaming of hand fed grapes by scantily clad maidens. When suddenly, the fair maidens in my dream roars and turns into horrid beasts. My good dream was split asunder and I awoke to find the noise still lingering and a strange odor in the air. I peered through my window to search for the origin of this disturbance. I spied three children playing with a broken lawn mower. The mower kept stalling out and spewing out this thick cloud of toxic fumes. The three children would jump into this cloud and take deep breaths as if their lives depended on it. They looked like hippies dancing in a cloud of haze. This went on for a good hour. Their antics made the children of yore, who feasted on paint chip, look smart. Oh, stupid children without adult supervision... how I pity thou. For when thou grow up, tis going to be a far more difficult task to keep thy drool in thy mouth. Well, I guess that's natural selection at work. Fair thee well little ones... for your parents obviously does not care. They can always make more...
I write like this cuz I watched all 3 episodes of Lord of the Rings over the weekend. And olde english is stuck in my head. Lodged betwix my frontal lobes.
P.S. I find these girls to be extremely attractive. Natural beauties... so hot...
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| | Posted 5/1/2006 11:45 AM - 1 View - 7 eProps - 5 comments
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i think possibly 10% plastic surgery, 30% make-up, 40% lighting, and 20% photoshopping
