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Sometimes I think this is what my cat is thinking... I've suffered numerous amount of scratches and bites all over my body. She sometimes hide behind a chair, and as I'm walking by, she would run real fast towards me and attack my leg at full speed with claws fully extended. Sometimes I would try to hold her up... but she jumps on my shoulder and slide down my back with her claws out to slow her down. Unfortunately, my back is what her claws are digging into. I have a lot of scratches on my back... one from my neck to my lower back... And let me tell ya, next day at the gym... sweat + open cuts = reliving the pain... And every freaking time I open a can of tuna, she would come out of nowhere like a ninja and try to take my food. Yesterday, I was eating a steak and some tuna... sitting on the sofa. And out of nowhere I hear something small running towards me at full speed... She jumps and falls short of getting to the top of my lap... So she decided to climb up... unfortunately, she was extremely close to my crotch and that hurt like a motherf@$%^*. This morning at 5 am... She wanted to get to the window, so she used my face as a platform to get there. She stepped on my cheek and jumped to the window sill.
I'm not sure who the owner is... because I'm being owned by this 1 yr old psychotic cat! Well, I'm just glad I'm not the dog. Cuz he's her bitch... She would chase him out of a room. And she would bite him on the ass while he's sleeping. He's got at least 30lbs on her and he's running away... Oy vey.
Check out this rap video about hanging with Bob Saget (he's the dirtiest man in show business... by dirty I mean raunchy). http://www.break.com/index/rollinwsaget.html
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| | Posted 6/13/2006 8:46 AM - 5 Views - 10 eProps - 5 comments
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Have a GOOD Wednesday^^
